The story:
THE GREAT WORLD FRAUD
(“BLESSED ARE THE POOR IN SPIRIT”)
After God expelled Adam and Eve from Eden and after they started having children, they and their children found themselves in big trouble, because outside Eden, they had nothing to live off. In Eden, they had everything they needed for life, and it was free, without any work. They just opened their mouth and milk and honey flowed. But outside Eden, faucets of honey and milk were closed, so everyone had to work and thus produce honey and milk in order to stay alive. This was their great trouble because they understood right away that work and production of honey and milk is hard and tedious, so they all started to think and look for solutions on how to “manage” (to avoid work) and to live as they lived in Eden – without worry and work.
The oldest son, whom Eve and Adam named Politician, “managed” the best. He started to “spill” (sell) politics to his younger brothers and to live from it and he felt good, and the younger brothers had to listen to him since he was the oldest and thus the strongest.
His younger brother, named Priest, was weaker than him and had to “manage” by his cunning. He started claiming that he, allegedly, set up a broken family relationship with God in Eden and that God authorized him to be God’s representative before his brothers on the Earth. That was his work and he, as well, felt good.
The next two younger brothers were named Officer and Policeman, and they were under the direct control of the oldest brother – Politician and their job was to protect and defend Politician from the younger brothers if they would riot against his politics. They were well rewarded for their work and they, as well, felt good.
Well, now you are wondering what those rewards were and how they might feel good as they could live only on honey and milk, yet they did not produce honey and milk?
That is where brother Politician “managed” very well and solved that problem very successfully as he gave money to his brothers and himself and for that money they bought honey and milk on the market and in supermarkets and thus they did not have to suffer, work and produce.
Now you ask again how did he get the money?
Here he again “managed” well. He put the next two younger brothers named Banker and Tax Collector in charge of printing and collecting money, so there was plenty of it.
But a new problem appeared here. If there were no honey and milk on the market or at the supermarket, money would have no value and the brothers had to somehow “manage” this as well.
How?
Easily! They put the brother named Trader in charge of buying out honey and milk and supplying the market and supermarket.
You wonder how; to buy out from whom?
They had two more brothers, the youngest ones, named Worker and Peasant. They were the most stupid of all brothers and could not “manage” in any other way, but to roll up their sleeves, spit in their hands, and start producing honey and milk. For their own needs and, of course, for the needs of the market and supermarket. So that their older and smarter brothers could buy that for money and live nicely and happily without working.
However, everything is not yet clean and clear in the whole story. There is one more question that needs to be answered. Why did the two youngest brothers, Worker and Peasant, work excessively and produce honey and milk for the needs of the market, supermarket, and their brothers Politician, Priest, Officer, Banker, Trader, Tax Collector, when they had no benefit from it?
They had to!
You are wondering why?
Because they also needed money!
And again you wonder why, considering that they produced honey and milk and did not have to buy it on the market or at the supermarket for money?
Yes, it is true, they did not have to buy honey and milk, but they had to sell it on the market and at supermarket, because they still needed money, since only with money could they pay TAX on their work of producing the milk and honey. That was ordered by the eldest brother Politician, that everyone who is stupid and who works and produces honey and milk, must pay tax on his stupidity i.e. on the honey and milk production. And this had to be respected, as there were brothers Officer and Policeman to punish anyone who would not listen to, would not respect brother Politician, and would not pay tax on time.
And so the circle was closed. Brothers Worker and Peasant produced honey and milk for their own needs and for the needs of brother Trader on the market and in the supermarket from whom they got money for it. Which they instantly handed over to brother Tax Collector to pay tax. So that he could take the money to the bank to brother Banker so that he could share it with brothers Politician, Priest, Officer, Policeman, Tax Collector, Trader, and himself, of course. With that money, they would run to the market and supermarket to buy honey and milk from brother Trader. All this so that brother Trader could give that money to brothers Worker and Peasant for the new quantities of honey and milk, so that they could pay tax on time.
As it was then, as it is now.
That is how Eve’s and Adam’s sons Politician, Priest, Officer, Policeman, Banker, Tax Collector, and Trader, and their descendants later, outwitted God. The faucets of honey and milk are still open for them on Earth as they had been in Eden, and honey and milk are still unlimitedly flowing, without any work. The only ones “left holding the bag” in this story are brothers Worker and Peasant because they were “poor in spirit” and did not know how to “manage”.
But, do not worry, because Brother Priest took care of them and helped them. He was the best of all brothers by his cunning; pardon me, by his soul. He felt “sorry” for brothers Worker and Peasant and went to God to ask mercy for them. And of course, the Good God had mercy on Worker and Peasant and said that all will be good for them when they die and go to Eden.
And this is the reason why since then in the Priest’s Bible there are written the words: “Blessed are the poor in spirit because theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven”.